stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

(via serenitypatrol)

shalaylee-nicole:

this is 1234567654654453% not ok.

(via ruinedchildhood)

ratgod:

I love everyone in oitnb so much..

(via thecoastofyourdelicateheart)

voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

(via ruinedchildhood)

hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(via cardiocutie)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

(via thedoctorshufflepuff)

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

(via queen-potema)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via thecoastofyourdelicateheart)

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

(via thecoastofyourdelicateheart)

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

(via sundressesandtanlines)