lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

(via ruinedchildhood)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via screwsociety)

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via thedoctorshufflepuff)

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

(via mcvamped)

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(via lohanthony)

jinxyourself:

qkarissa:

skiesfullofstars:

johannamanuela:

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

She’s still so beautiful.

she is stunning .

(via sundressesandtanlines)

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

(via screwsociety)

girlchub:

currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute

(via sundressesandtanlines)