It’s a fun movie but there’s a part in it where Freddy has to choose between killing a white girl and killing a black girl and Freddy goes, “How sweet… dark meat.” Yeah, and then he goes off with the black girl which is not surprising given what he’s just said.

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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

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sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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buonfresco:

19th & 20th century tiaras

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looseferrets:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is an expert at counter-spells. 

x

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